Friday, March 5, 2010

Elevator Action

The musical chairs of the NFL are now underway and the Titans have sent their first guy packing. As expected, Kyle Vanden Bosch will not be returning after a sub-par year. KVB and I shared an elevator ride once that I'll never forgot, mainly because he didn't realize I was even there, and crushed me into the corner. I'm here to confirm that football players are large and somewhat in charge.

Good luck in Motor City, Kyle. I'll be looking for you on Thanksgiving, the only time that the Lions have a nationally televised game.

And now, a Kyle Vanden Bosch haiku:

Oh, Kyle Vanden Bosch
Luke thinks you're over rated
Red eyes are scary


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