Elevator Action

The musical chairs of the NFL are now underway and the Titans have sent their first guy packing. As expected, Kyle Vanden Bosch will not be returning after a sub-par year. KVB and I shared an elevator ride once that I'll never forgot, mainly because he didn't realize I was even there, and crushed me into the corner. I'm here to confirm that football players are large and somewhat in charge.

Good luck in Motor City, Kyle. I'll be looking for you on Thanksgiving, the only time that the Lions have a nationally televised game.

And now, a Kyle Vanden Bosch haiku:

Oh, Kyle Vanden Bosch
Luke thinks you're over rated
Red eyes are scary

Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Farve. NFL Week 4

• The Titans window has shut.
• Jack Del Rio doesn't fuck around. Canceled David Garrard's radio show. That's just awesome.
  
• I respect the Denver Broncos.
• Tony Romo obviously doesn't know who Champ Bailey is.
• Wade Phillips always looks like he's standing in parking lot and can't find his car.
• Jay Cutler is feeling at home in Chicago.
• The Lions winning streak is over.
• Payton Manning just likes fucking with people at this point. He brain has gone plaid. (Spaceballs reference)
• The Seahawks are like the team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters.
• Rush Limbough put in a bid to buy the St. Louis Rams. I put in my bid to pee on the St. Louis Rams.
• Ole gunslinger blew me away. I mean damn.
• Sucked being Aaron Rodgers, they came after him like a Sherman tank.
• The Saints welcomed little Marky Sanchez to the NFL.
• The Panther didn't play this week. How's that different from any other week. (ba dum dump) Take my wife... please.
• Tom Brady is a man - it's not hard.
• Buc rhymes with suc - coincidence? I think not.
• The Texans proved they can play with the big boys by beating the Raiders.
• Eric Mangini can smile - but still lost.
• Bengal fever baby!
• Mike Tomlin sure can motivate a mother fucker. I need a Mike Tomlin of my very own.
• Phillip River's looks so good with a crooked helmet that has grass and mud clumps in it.