Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Farve. NFL Week 4

• The Titans window has shut.
• Jack Del Rio doesn't fuck around. Canceled David Garrard's radio show. That's just awesome.
  
• I respect the Denver Broncos.
• Tony Romo obviously doesn't know who Champ Bailey is.
• Wade Phillips always looks like he's standing in parking lot and can't find his car.
• Jay Cutler is feeling at home in Chicago.
• The Lions winning streak is over.
• Payton Manning just likes fucking with people at this point. He brain has gone plaid. (Spaceballs reference)
• The Seahawks are like the team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters.
• Rush Limbough put in a bid to buy the St. Louis Rams. I put in my bid to pee on the St. Louis Rams.
• Ole gunslinger blew me away. I mean damn.
• Sucked being Aaron Rodgers, they came after him like a Sherman tank.
• The Saints welcomed little Marky Sanchez to the NFL.
• The Panther didn't play this week. How's that different from any other week. (ba dum dump) Take my wife... please.
• Tom Brady is a man - it's not hard.
• Buc rhymes with suc - coincidence? I think not.
• The Texans proved they can play with the big boys by beating the Raiders.
• Eric Mangini can smile - but still lost.
• Bengal fever baby!
• Mike Tomlin sure can motivate a mother fucker. I need a Mike Tomlin of my very own.
• Phillip River's looks so good with a crooked helmet that has grass and mud clumps in it.

Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz! What I Learned from the NFL Week 2.

• Playoffs?! Playoffs?!. The Titans are the best 0-2 team in football and they're officially in trouble. The loss of Jim Schwartz is more devastating then the loss of Albert Haynesworth. (I really just wanted to make a Spaceballs reference). This Sunday versus the Jets might as well be the Super Bowl. Also, Chris Johnson looks like the Predalien.
• Speaking of the Jets, it doesn't suck to be Mark Sanchez. Rex Ryan reminds me of a cross between Fog-Horn Leg Horn and North Carolina prank phone call legend, Charlie Whisnut.
• Andre Johnson is a stud.
• Jay Cutler is who we thought he was! Cutler quote of the week, 'look guys, it's not rocket science, but if so, I'd be killing that shit'.
• After completing 24-26 passes, Kurt Warner would make an atheist want to believe. You see, Kurt Warner plays for Team Jesus.
  
• Frank Gore ran all over the Seahawks. Who cares? Oh, fantasy owners.
  
• I learned that a team could keep the ball for 46 minutes and still lose.
• Tampa Bay just realized what the rest of the country already knew, Byron Leftwich is their quarterback.
• Eli is poised. I know, weird right?
• The Cowboys are definitely America's team. Spends a lot of money, has a lot of debt, and yet can't get united.
• The Bronco's are the worst 2-0 team in football.
• The Brown's have the perfect name. They leave shit stains all over the field.
• The curtain may very well be closing on the Patriot's dynasty. Still doesn't suck to be Tom Brady.
• Nobody slept better than Marvin Lewis on Sunday night.
• If you try to catch a touchdown pass with your face mask, you will not have a job the next day.
• The Ravens are pretty bad-ass.
• The AFC West maybe the worst conference, if not, then the NFC West. Regardless, NFL in the West sucks.
• Phillip Rivers is a penis.