Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Farve. NFL Week 4

• The Titans window has shut.
• Jack Del Rio doesn't fuck around. Canceled David Garrard's radio show. That's just awesome.
  
• I respect the Denver Broncos.
• Tony Romo obviously doesn't know who Champ Bailey is.
• Wade Phillips always looks like he's standing in parking lot and can't find his car.
• Jay Cutler is feeling at home in Chicago.
• The Lions winning streak is over.
• Payton Manning just likes fucking with people at this point. He brain has gone plaid. (Spaceballs reference)
• The Seahawks are like the team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters.
• Rush Limbough put in a bid to buy the St. Louis Rams. I put in my bid to pee on the St. Louis Rams.
• Ole gunslinger blew me away. I mean damn.
• Sucked being Aaron Rodgers, they came after him like a Sherman tank.
• The Saints welcomed little Marky Sanchez to the NFL.
• The Panther didn't play this week. How's that different from any other week. (ba dum dump) Take my wife... please.
• Tom Brady is a man - it's not hard.
• Buc rhymes with suc - coincidence? I think not.
• The Texans proved they can play with the big boys by beating the Raiders.
• Eric Mangini can smile - but still lost.
• Bengal fever baby!
• Mike Tomlin sure can motivate a mother fucker. I need a Mike Tomlin of my very own.
• Phillip River's looks so good with a crooked helmet that has grass and mud clumps in it.

'Manning to Garcon' : What I learned from the NFL week 3

• The sky is falling in Tennessee. How is it Coach Fisher always finds shelter? I like 'Fish' a lot. Class act, great football mind. Maybe we couldn't do better... I don't know. I do know that even the most outspoken reporters in this town dare not blaspheme the 'Stache', for fear of going to hell. When I shit my pants, I change my underwear. Change isn't always bad.
• Brady Quinn learned that looks can indeed only get so far. Time to do what you were made to do BQ, join the cast of the new Melrose Place on the CW.
• The way Jemarcus Russell reads defenses makes my fairly damn certain I'd kick his ass in Madden.
• Ole' Gunslinger Brett Farve just shot everyone the bird. I get it, Brett. You still got enough in the tank to make 1 amazing play out of 200. It really was damn impressive.
• Marc Sanchez - I'm not gay, but I might would fuck you. Just sayin...
• Tom Brady - you're fucking out, Marc Sanchez is fucking in. Just kidding, Tom. I love to see you fired up. I also love when I can lip read your F-bombs.
• The Bengals gave the Steelers a shit sandwich with extra mayo.
  
• My Super Bowl pick is Baltimore.
• I'm gonna miss the shit out of Chad Pennington.
• Just when I thought 'Manning to Harrison' was the most annoying thing ever, along came 'Manning to Pierre Garcon'.
• Larry Fitzgerald's brother thought tweets were invisible.
• Congrats to the St. Louis Rams for entering the UFL by default.
• Washington Redskins, meet the team at HBO, we'll be setting up our cameras next July. Also, you really could have just created a bionic man with the money you paid Haynesworth, and you wouldn't have carry it off the field on a cart.
• I love the color green. Seattle made sweet monkey love to the color green.
• Jay Cutler solved the he problem from Good Will Hunting and left on the visiting team's locker room chalkboard, just because he could. He also lit them up like a cheap cigar.
• The Kansas City Chiefs just ranked in the BCS poll.
• Terrell Owens just goes with the plays that are called.
• Tony Romo has watched too many Brett Farve tapes.
• In the words of Chris Berman 'Daylight comes and you've got to Delhomme'. Translation: stop getting your haircut while wearing your helmet, and get the fuck outta Charlotte. Preferably during the early AM hours. Not much traffic at 3am.
• Schwartz fever has hit Detroit. Catch it. Best thing to hit Detroit since Robocop.
• Saints rock.
• Tampa Bay, the CFL called and they want Byron Leftwich back.
• The Texans need medication.
• The Bronco's are 3-0. (head spins around on neck)
  
• Phillip Rivers is a penis.

Attack Of The Clone

Hells to the yeah. Today was a great day.

As a huge fan of the Jim Rome show, it was an incredible honor for me to have my text included in the Huge Text Contest today. I'm also especially proud, as this is the first text I've ever submitted. The winning text was composed in the Burger King parking lot on 8th Ave (Nashville, TN). I made sure to pull over so that I did not text and drive. That's the law.

Now, for the award winning text.

'Packer fan feels betrayed? How do you think we feel? This was supposed to be our year. Sincerely - the good ole boys who wear wranglers and play in the mud. War the guys laugh that sounds like you're cranking a lawn mower. '