NFL Kickoff and the Return Of Thindale White

Thursday's night 2009 NFL kick off cannot get here fast enough. It's been seven long months since 55 year old Kurt Warner almost gave Arizona their first championship in over 750 years. Instead, the Pittsburgh Steelers walked away with trophy, a trophy that should have gone to my Tennessee Titans. However, the Titans choked away their number one seed and a meaningless 13-3 to the evil Baltimore Ravens and their uni-browed rookie quarterback sensation, Joe Flacco.

(Sigh) Enough of that, let's not rehash last year's letdowns. It's not easy being a Titans fan.

Let's look ahead to this year, shall we?













Tom Brady is back. Love him or hate him, he's a bad ass and the NFL is better with him there.













T.O. is in Buffalo. Looking forward to that implosion.













Jay Cutler is in Chicago. 'I went to Vanderbilt bitches, I'm smart as hell' - God, I love Cutler











Old gunslinger #4 Brett Favre has joined the Packer's rival, the Vikings. Not going to end well.














Tony Romo has broken up with Jessica Simpson.











Vince Young has called his shot into the Football Hall of Fame. Although he's a back up quarterback. I'm pulling for you, Vince.










Josh McDaniel's job in Denver is already on the line.











The Raiders are still the Raiders.











Michael Vick is back.














and, finally - LenDale White is 30lbs lighter and ready to stomp some more terrible towels.

So, hone up your Madden skills, buckle your chin straps, get your fantasy stat book ready, and let's play ball.