Your mom is Jack Bauer...

Whether we want it or not, Jack is back. That's right, the poor bastard is about to get into his 8th crunk-ass day; another event that will last exactly 24 hours.

Besides that, what else do we know at this point?

• Jack doesn't work for the government anymore. (sigh)
• Kim is still alive and kicking. (sigh)
• Jack is the most bad-ass grampa ever.
• That lady is still the Prez.
• Bubba Gump works at CTU... so does Starbuck. We also get Acevada from The Shield.
• Location change - NYC. You thought the Cloverfield monster was destructive?

What we don't know...

• Will there be any cougars in NYC? Sexy ones not included.
• Who will rise from the dead this year?
• Will Aaron Pierce be the only person other than Jack to be in all 8 seasons?
• Will Soul patch Jesus return in any capacity.
• Will this finally be the last season?
• Will it finally be revealed that Terri never really died, and that she's been the mastermind behind every single plot line?
• Will anyone care?
• Will anyone watch?