Showing posts with label soul train. Show all posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Your mom is Jack Bauer...

Whether we want it or not, Jack is back. That's right, the poor bastard is about to get into his 8th crunk-ass day; another event that will last exactly 24 hours.

Besides that, what else do we know at this point?

  • Jack doesn't work for the government anymore. (sigh)
  • Kim is still alive and kicking. (sigh)
  • Jack is the most bad-ass grampa ever.
  • That lady is still the Prez.
  • Bubba Gump works at CTU... so does Starbuck. We also get Acevada from The Shield.
  • Location change - NYC. You thought the Cloverfield monster was destructive?

What we don't know...

  • Will there be any cougars in NYC? Sexy ones not included.
  • Who will rise from the dead this year?
  • Will Aaron Pierce be the only person other than Jack to be in all 8 seasons?
  • Will Soul patch Jesus return in any capacity.
  • Will this finally be the last season?
  • Will it finally be revealed that Terri never really died, and that she's been the mastermind behind every single plot line?
  • Will anyone care?
  • Will anyone watch?